HAUNTED ATTRACTION |
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REVIEW |
THE DARKNESS:
The Darkness Haunted Attraction initiation takes place through heavily
veiled hallways leading into a crypt with animated graveyard dwellers popping
out from every angle, and advances into a mausoleum of mechanical skeletons
arising in front of your very eyes. Decapitated heads swing in front
of one’s face as the journey through the world of the undead forges ahead,
and the ceiling joins the moving path with a Hellacious spiked surprise
from above! Defying the unearthly catacomb leads the course into
ancient Egyptian tombs, where mummified bodies reach out towards frightened
patrons, and the eerie spirits of pharaohs plague the fearful environment.
A quick journey through an oblique torture chamber witnesses evil souls
dismembering helpless victims, and leads to a scene of a treacherous swamp
that comes alive with alligators chomping loudly while attempting to feed
on fresh meat in the midst of powerful waterfalls. Snakes slither
along in accompaniment, deviantly hissing their deadly poisons onto intruders,
who are focused only on carefully making their way through a room compromised
with dead bodies and even three-headed, viciously growling dogs!
A giant scorpion, and discontented dinosaurs coming out from every dark
crevice guard the escape route across an unstable bridge, where the route
is once again lined with corpses in tandem with gargantuan spiders weaving
deadly webs to trap new, unsuspecting prey! Navigation continues
up a stairway to the next level of The Darkness, where leaves, branches,
and decomposed chickens swing directly into the path, and a CGI surprise
of zombies crowd a beckoning window. Hillbillies screech “sooey!”
as thrill seekers scaffold their way past a talking monster animatronic,
and trek into a graveyard with spooky ghosts appearing in mirrors.
The living dead exit their coffins attempting to strike up unsettling conversations,
as more snakes and ghillie suited cretins maliciously appear. A Victorian
drawing room accentuated with mysterious bookcases and skulls of ancient
beasts is up next, then a library CGI surprise introduces an easily conquered
mirror maze highlighted by haunting laughter echoing in the background.
Living portraits, splashing CGI's, and a funeral parlor harrowed by creepy
organ music segues into another section of the spooky mansion themed with
living statues, vibrating floorboards, and more CGI startles. An
evil medical malpractice set comes to life, as patients are wrongfully
operated on by a crazed doctor in a wicked ward inhabited by rabid dogs
desperately seeking freedom from enclosed cages. Blood and guts spill
onto autopsy tables laden with recently defiled corpses, as a chain-link
fence corridor combats cannibalistic minions feeding on intestines from
atop elevated stoops én route to an elevator shaft CGI discombobulation.
The adventure continues into an offensive sewer of rotting carcasses, and
a pig-masked fiend afflicting pain on defenseless prisoners. Stacked
barrels practically topple down from overhead, as mutant bugs emerge and
provoke flight into a fiery CGI conflict with an old dilapidated car noisily
honking the way into a corrupt greenhouse cultivating colossal Venus fly
traps horrifically feasting on humans! One final sepulcher remains
on the horizon - this one filled with hungry flesh-eating zombies stumbling
their way from their eternal caskets in a relentless pursuit concluding
The
Darkness Haunted Attraction.
Analysis:
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TERROR VISIONS 3D:
Wearing 3D glasses enhances paintings displaying vicious clowns, and taunting
funny men and women trespass on all new patrons’ paths. Circus freaks
are proudly displayed in cages, and cockroaches crawl around on floor chasing
one into a room with a giant spinning eyeball! Fireballs are
shot freely at all directions, and clowns play dangerously with TNT explosives.
Playful sounds of tinkling melodies of a possessed jack in the box surround,
and then lead visitors into a collection of decapitated clown heads hanging
from the ceiling morphing into a giant clown head surprise giggling evilly
at everyone! An ice cream truck CGI surprise with a craze killer
and his helpless victims swerves dangerously, causing one to enter the
automobile and allowing one to view the houses flying by through a CGI
window surprise. An announcement welcoming everyone into the
“Freakiest Funhouse of Them All” encompasses more out of nowhere surprises,
and heads raining down through a vortex and through more demonic clown
paintings ending the journey through Terror Visions 3D.
Analysis:
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MONSTER MUSEUM & GIFT SHOP: Terror Visions 3D exits into the Monster Museum & Darkness Gift Shop, where a collection of horror memorabilia is proudly displayed. Patrons can get their pictures taken with authentic statues of The Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Darkness from Legend, and Frankenstein’s monster. Free photo-ops are also offered in a replica electric chair, and feel free to browse for Darkness merchandise in the adjacent gift shop. |