ANALYSIS:
This
year's Dent Schoolhouse experience begins in the queue line area
just inside the picket fence, where a brand new Fall Festival has
come to town featuring a seasonal photo-op, and booths offering various
carnival-like activities including pumpkin carving, costume contests, and
live stage shows during the month of October. Cornstalks and scarecrows
comprise the surroundings that contain more than 100 uniquely carved jack-o-lanterns,
some of which are arranged to participate in a computerized light show.
Pumpkin-headed Kurbis Geister, of German Halloween folklore
fame is on hand to avenge atrocities inflicted against Cucurbita everywhere,
and he's joined by a talkative, all-knowing witch named Agatha,
and a Trick-or-Treating Ghost entertaining the wait
prior to entering the haunt.
Strolling past the flashing caution
lights of an abandoned school bus, spooky sounds invite entrance
into the attraction itself, 2-time OVH Haunt of the Year, The
Dent Schoolhouse! Wrecked desks, surprise emitting lockers, and
a teacher (nun) hanged from the ceiling above are among early
horrors as the adventure interrupts human dissections in a barbaric science
lab, then explores additional ghastly classrooms before delving into the
deplorable basement, where monstrosities peak in the domain of the attraction's
notorious villain Charlie the Janitor, and his cohorts of deadly
fiends. Bloody, murdered children, suspended by chains clutching
onto their wrists dangle as obstructions in the path ahead that visits
new scenes including a radioactive fallout shelter, where flesh has been
completely consumed to a degree resembling the consequences of air-borne
contaminants; a majestic archway "maze" that provides the first glimpse
of
Charlie
standing behind imprisoning bars before turning the bend
lands the course in the midst of his treacherous grasp; and a torturous
experimental lab, complete with test monkeys that proves lethal for human
victims whose corpses are stored in a dismal room full of stacked, chained
coffins, or become zombified as members of the living dead!
Oversized carnivorous insects swallow people whole, like a snake devouring
prey in advance of a succession of school-related encroachments
that climax beyond a broadside giant rat attack; a second rodent infringement
out of the back of a bus; and an ultimate chainsaw chase-out.
Professional lighting, scene-specific
soundtracks, theatrical makeup, and elaborate costumes made on-site that
include a number of custom-designed full or partial prosthetic masks are
utilized at Dent, separating them from most of the competition.
Attention is paid to the slightest details, evidenced by shop class
aggressor having a sawblade protruding from his skull, an upstairs instructor
with crayons sticking out of her head, hanged teacher convulsing, the presence
of gears and chains for transporting coffins and maneuvering them around
a store room, and actual running water in the
shower scene, where
it even smells like a high school locker room. Interactions
are fierce, and dialogue has improved from the nurse stabbing her,
"Bad Dolly," to the science teacher wickedly proclaiming, "I can
make them better!" Props are too numerous to mention, but most
visually effective include zombie doors, flickering lights,
sparking circuit boxes, live subjects being victimized in shop class,
monster
bursting through a "REDRUM" chalk board, animatronic and actor-tronic rats,
TV room displaying the presence of Charlie even though he isn't
there, infinite locker hallway, buses with running engines, decaying pumpkins,
etc. Archway "maze" is cleverly designed to first tease the sight
of Charlie (and clown-masked, ax-toting Trick-or-Treater)
by having them standing directly in the line of sight before the route
loops around and places you within their reach. However, not witnessing
Charlie
actually claiming a victim somewhat lessens his effect,
table saw
would sell a more convincing scare with a spinning blade, and saw sounds,
and exchanging playground for new Fall Festival reduces overall
duration of the haunt. And while they're not necessarily connected
with the theme, loss of victimizing incinerator, recently excavated casket,
and especially
green monster bursting through a brick wall alongside
a cesspool of spewing water are unfortunate, especially when weaker scenes
(library, locker room, etc.) have been retained. That said,
the basement of The Dent Schoolhouse is more frightening than ever
before, and even more so when Kurbis is seen avenging his jack-o-lantern
ancestry as opposed to terrorizing the queue line. Dent "cheer"
from aboard the bus makes a sinister promise gloating that, "Charlie's
going to kill you!" Background music elicits greater intimidation,
scenes are more atrocious in nature, actor-induced scares are on the rise,
and instead of just seeing
Charlie's victims off to the side of
the path, progression now mandates walking right through them! A
lengthier, more threatening chainsaw chase-out would rev-up the finish
and extend overall endurance. Cost of admission remains constant.
As discussed above, significant
changes have taken place again this year at The Dent Schoolhouse,
which strengthens its annual performance! The new, outdoor Fall
Festival is quite unique, and unlike anything seen elsewhere! It's
appreciated not only for its seasonal activities, but for the presence
of live characters, especially Witch Agatha, who remembered
our names upon a return visit and even inquired about the missing presence
of a third group member, and the cute, trick-or-treating Ghost,
who will steal your heart with her cheerful, enthusiastic begging that
quickly turns to disappointment if you don't bring candy with you to give
her while waiting in line! (Hint: She doesn't like chocolate, so
pick something else!). Carved pumpkins, the new outdoor/queue line
entertainment, etc. reinforce 2015's effort to bring Halloween back
to the haunt, because after all, that's what the season is all about. |