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INDUSTRIAL NIGHTMARE
Ohio Valley Haunts
RATING:
Reviewed 9/19/09
Industrial Nightmare
Industrial Nightmare
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LOCATION & ADMISSION INFO:
835 Spring St./ Jeffersonville, IN  47131
$17 for Ind. Nightmare and Dementions
$15 for Pitch Black (includes Cage Maze)
$25 Combo Ticket (includes ALL Haunts)
$2 Thurs./Sun. coupon on their website
Pitch Black
Dementions
REVIEW
INDUSTRIAL NIGHTMARE:   A short, dark maze connects the ticketing area to the queue line that's housed in a newly remodeled horror movie museum featuring.authentic recreations and realistic likenesses of Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Frankenstein, etc. Admissione to Industrial Nightmare is gained through intimidating double doors that introduce a brand new gargoyle entrapment, complimented by auspicious sounds and an immediate surprise! A previously hidden escape route is soon revealed that leads past some leftover radioactive barrels, mad scientist's laboratory, then another new room highlighted by an abrupt bed levitation scene.  Narrowing hallways lead to some bathroom humor and some built in surprises that soon take a disgusting turn for the worse!  In the bowels of the facility resides an enormous, animated Impaler-like monster guarding the entrance to  2007's SURPRISE OF THE YEAR - the Industrial Nightmare swamp, where "water" rises up to your neck, and creatures attack as you're bounced from side to side by the force of the "waves!"   Exiting the quagmire brings about an authentic reconstruction of Halloween, occupied by Michael Myers who unleashes an attack from inside a legitimate looking wood cabin, followed by another new scene showcasing a sudden bedroom surprise.   Claustrophobic hallways, lasers, sparks, and various other assaults introduce a confrontation with the ax wielding Jason Voorhees that yields to a hideous troll room, decorated with a horrific looking skull fountain spewing forth some sort of obnoxious green liquid, that hides a surprise finish to Industrial Nightmare.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 7½, 13 mins.
ACTORS - 9½, Aggressiveness and energy levels of Haunted Network performers are unmatched!  Gargoyle and fiend with sparking machete are memorable.  However, it’s a large facility, and there were only 14 total characters.  Live actor in the water by the swamp monster  is sorely missed.  Supplementing the cast would raise the score.
SCARINESS - 9½, Unexpected happenings are everywhere and décor leaves no stone unturned.  Meticulous detailing of horror film reenactments make them look like precise replicas from the films themselves.  Characters too look as though they stepped directly off the set.  Astronomical surprises go without saying, and the rabid cast will tear you to shreds!  Assaulting nature of the soundtrack is a huge bonus, and surprise finish really boosts the score.
DESIGN - 9½, Several new rooms, scenes and surprises have arrived for 2009.   Swamp scene is as impressive as ever and showcases ingenuity not seen elsewhere in the industry.  Soundtrack and lighting are outstanding.  The course itself is a bit on the short side, and the Industrial Nightmare theme no longers holds true, so re-naming the attraction would prove beneficial.
PROPS - 10, Lots of animated mechanical scares with the swamp scene remaining the most memorable.
VALUE - 10, $17  includes Dementions as an added bonus.  That's two first-rate attractions for less than $20!  Take advantage of the combo ticket, or coupon whenever possible and save even more! 
RATING:  9½, Numerous surprises you're unlikely to experience anyplace else.  The combo ticket easily provides an hour or two of seasonal entertainment.  You owe it to yourselves to experience one of the best haunted attractions around!

DEMENTIONS: Clowns and red-eyed skeletons decorate the walls upon entering Dementions, and lead the way into a terrifying elevator entrapment that places you in the middle of some sort of psychotic SAW-like “game” orchestrated by the Jigsaw Killer, Pigface!  As the treacherous plot unfolds, deadly nerve gas fills the chamber, prior to its plunging "downward" in an intensified, music blaring, prolonged engagement that persists until the doors finally open sending you into "The Ring of Fire" - a fast spinning vortex.  Maniacal happenings continue when walls close in from both sides, ceilings come crashing down, and a claustrophobic passage proves to be the only escape, if you can call it that considering what lies ahead are encounters with a twisted Butcher hanging his unfortunate victim’s carved up remains from meat hooks, and an abominable, blood soaked Christmas scene that finds Rudolph having  been massacred, and his stuffed head hanging as a trophy above the  fireplace!  Demonic pentagrams, cemeteries, a  mausoleum body drawer surprise, wicked clowns, a sexy bathtub scene, tortures and executions all deliver their own brands of demented horrors, building to a multiple chain-saw chase out assault that awakens a 17 foot tall Scissor Serpent towards the exit of Dementions!

Analysis::
LENGTH - 7, 12 minutes. 
ACTORS - 9+, A little slow at the beginning, but great intensity and uniqueness from Saw on.  Chainsaw madmen are so relentless it seems as though there's a dozen or so of 'em!  Need to add to the cast size to raise the score. Total Characters = 14.
SCARINESS - 9+, Scenes are appallingly fearsome, in a sick, demented way.  Accompanying soundtrack is loud, and perfectly compliments the various abominations. 
DESIGN - 9+, Fresh, new scenes have been incorporated with Saw elevator entrapment remaining the most memorable. Demented theme holds throughout.  Christmas scene is somewhat less sinister this year due to the replacement of chainsaw Santa with more of a fun-loving, mentally deranged killer thus rendering the scene a little less effective.  The course's duration serves as its major weakness.
PROPS - 9+, A good mix of static and mechanical props.  Elevator Saw scene and collapsing ceiling are standouts.
VALUE - 10, Included free of charge with paid admission to Industrial Nightmare
RATING:  9, Great compliment to the Industrial Nightmare complex.  Very aptly named, as the horrors presented here are, in a word demented.  What more would you expect from the twisted minds of The Haunted Network?

PITCH BLACK (includes CAGE MAZE)As the name implies, Pitch Black is a totally dark maze featuring numerous loops and dead ends, combined with random encounters with an assortment of invisible creatures!  Located in the basement of the Industrial Nightmare complex, a mysterious entrance descends into the depths of the facility.  Emotions spiral to near fever pitch, as you wander around aimlessly in the darkness.  On rare occasions, faint glimpses of light serve as the only contact with the outside world, but they're few and far between.  All there is to do is feel your way along while monsters serve up unexpected startles - always without warning, and you never know the location of their origin, or where they might lead.  Nervousness sets in almost immediately, then increases in intensity, and finally soars to near panic levels the longer you're lost in the maze, and God forbid you become separated from your group!  The futility of your efforts are compounded by shock walls (2006 surprise of the year) and misdirecting ghouls telling you to first go one way, then the other.  Eventually progressing to the one and only exit of Pitch Black leads directly into Cage Maze, a fog-filled, fence entanglement, similarly consisting of a multitude of loops and dead ends.  The confusion is worsened by distracting characters climbing on the fences, and taunting your misfortune.  Bumping into other lost souls, along with your own emotional unrest makes successful navigation practically impossible .  Maybe the monsters are right.  Perhaps you won't ever make it out of Cage Maze - alive! 

Analysis:
LENGTH - 9+, Completed the course in 23 minutes, but could easily take longer depending on the degree of difficulty experienced while navigating the mazes. 
ACTORS - 8, Not the ferocious hysteria typically associated with other Haunted Network attractions, especially in Pitch Black where characters provide subtle, unnerving, often whispered misguidance consistent with the haunt's emotional duress induced by the exploitation of one's innermost fears.   Those present in Cage Maze could stand to step it up a notch in order to better contribute to the confusing nature of the entrapment. 
SCARINESS - 9+, The environment places individuals in surroundings that allow one's own emotions to provide the majority of the scares.  Characters, mazes, and sounds just help them along. 
DESIGN - 9, Frustrating loops and dead ends lead to a lone escape route from Pitch Black that immediately dumps you into the continued confusion of Cage Maze, the latter of which becomes increasingly difficult in proportion to fog density. Pitch Black's loss of  '07's moving hallway is disappointing.  Mist unexpectedly spraying out ot the darkness is also absent this season, course appears uunchanged in comparison to a year ago, and there are no new surprises.  In their defense, significant flooding occurred with August's torrential rains necessitating major clean-up and restoration that unquestionably took up valuable time that might have otherwise been used for updating and expansion.  Adding a mirror maze to the labyrinth would certainly fit the theme and might be a clever attribute.
PROPS - N/A, They're mazes, thus contain no props by design. 
VALUE - 8, No price increase, but still rather expensive at $15.  The combo ticket is the only way to go.
RATING:  8½, Pitch Black w/Cage Maze promotes total assault on the senses by pushing your emotional stability far past comfortable limits. The introduction of some new and shocking surprises would easily return this haunt to the list of elete attractions, typically ranked at 9 and above.   Include it in your visit to Industrial

INDUSTRIAL NIGHTMARE COMPLEX - OVERALL EXPERIENCEOhio Valley Haunts' multi-venue HAUNT OF THE YEAR the past two seasons contains some of the most ingenious ideas in the business.  Resting inside these walls lies some of today's latest technology, but it’s expanded upon, and carried one step further than you’ll see anyplace else – even utilized in ways developers could never have imagined!  Congregating all these brilliant attractions at a single location positively impacts its overall performance.   Make sure you schedule a visit to Industrial Nightmare this Halloween season, and plan on the combo ticket.  You don’t want to miss ANYTHING this facility has to offer.  Thank you Haunted Network!
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