OHIO VALLEY HAUNTS

HAUNTED HOUSE REVIEWS
HAUNTED ATTRACTION
SCARE FAIR
Ohio Valley Haunts
GAUNTLET RATING: 9
Reviewed 10/10/09
Scare Fair
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SCARE FAIR
5891 State Route 196/Cridersville, OH  45806
Fri/Sat 7 - 11 PM & Sun 7 - 9:30 PM
One Attraction $11 (Gauntlet & Toxic Trauma ONLY)
Two Attractions $13/Three Attractions $14
ALL 4 Attractions $15
$3 Friday/Sunday Coupon on their website
The Gauntlet Harold's Haunted Cornfield
Toxic Trauma Hatchet Creek
REVIEW
THE GAUNTLETThe journey into this darkened gothic castle leads off with corpses, mummies, skeletons, caskets, and the general feeling of death.  Spooky music, howling wolves, and other intimidating sounds accompany the exposure to falling panels, wrought iron fences and gates, flashing strobes, mystifying fog, irate monsters, and unexpected pneumatic surprises, and it’s only just begun!  Ghouls go on the attack from all angles as the course progresses past a mechanical grim reaper that suddenly springs forward overhead!  Off in the distance, a gigantic animated gargoyle is seen standing guard over a frightening cemetery hiding another sudden surprise!  A second graveyard is on the horizon filled with impressive looking tombstones, and more creatures of the night!  Just beyond the old boneyard rests an enormous, fanged monster  with impressive horns protruding from its head.  Eluding the viciously bellowing beast delivers you into more stalking encounters at the hands of the undead spirits that roam these unhallowed grounds, and a final startling overhead surprise just prior to exiting The Gauntlet.

Analysis:
LENGTH - 6½, The limiting factor of the attraction, lasting only 7 - 8 minutes.
ACTORS - 9, The enthusiastic cast provides plenty of startles, but very little dialogue.  Lots of great make-up and intensity.  Total Characters = 25.
SCARINESS - 9½, The Gauntlet setting is tremendously intimidating, décor is quite elaborate, and mood music is outstanding!  Scares are plentiful both from the atmosphere and the monsters that call this place home.
DESIGN - 9, The traditionally scary setting makes for a legitimately frightening experience that's only limited by its duration. The Gauntlet would benefit from a more climactic finish, although this year's is much better than last season's installment.  Clowns have rightfully been removed, but the course remains a bit confusing which necessitates strategically positioning actors in order to direct traffic. 
PROPS - 9½, Haunt is extensively decorated and complimented with some very unique, one of a kind animatronics.  Gargoyle and horned beast are simply awesome!  Expanding the course would perfect the score.
VALUE - 10, The combo ticket presents an unbeatable bargain!
RATING:  9, This is Halloween personified - dark, detailed, SCARY, and loaded with high impact startles and surprises!  And its well worth the price of admission!

TOXIC TRAUMA: Once a storage facility for an experimental pathogen, or so the story goes, Toxic Trauma revisits a government test sight gone tragically wrong, and resulting in horrific consequences.  The warehouse from hell is characterized by blaring sirens, blasting horns, disorienting strobes, moving floors, electrocutions, heavy metal music, and ungodly amounts of fog so thick one can hardly see his own hand in front of his face!  The course itself is encompassed by chain-link fence, consists of dead end passages, and is  occupied by hounding ghouls that jump on and off the fence, crawl along the ground, and reach out and grab at passersby from the obscurity of the mist accenting the chaos and terror.   Confusion and disorientation give way to panic as the search for the red strobe leads to the one and only escape from Toxic Trauma

Analysis
LENGTH - 7, We were out in under 10 minutes, but it could easily last much longer depending on one's success with the maze.
ACTORS - 9, Suitable attire, and an energetic bunch doing their utmost to provide scares.  Character jumping along the fence is most memorable, and hands reaching out of the fog send shivers down your spine! It's such a blinding experience, you're often face to face with a monster without ever seeing where he came from, or where he goes.  Total Charactres = Unknown - too foggy to tell, but in excess of 10.
SCARINESS - 9, Fog, Fog, and more Fog, accompanied by disorienting sounds, and lots of startles from an overzealous cast!  Visibility is limited to just inches beyond your face allowing scares to be practically looking you in the eye before you even know it!
DESIGN - 8½, The most fog we’ve encountered in years puts me in mind of crossing the Smoky Mountains!  Maze is well constructed and accompanied by confusing sounds, strobes, etc. Additional dead ends would prolong the experience, but quite intense while it lasts.  Tumbling barrels and critical announcements have been removed.  Exit door is easier to spot this season with the red strobe replacing the "X," and it's a little on the short side.
PROPS - N/A, It’s a maze, so this category isn’t applicable.  Nevertheless, an electric chair execution and a few other surprises take place along the way, and everything works well to produce a rather nerve wrecking experience.
VALUE - 10, Only  $5 on the combo ticket!   It doesn't get any better than this!
RATING:  8½, Another supporting attraction at Scare Fair, Toxic Trauma really holds its own as a stand alone attraction!  The combo ticket is the ONLY way to go, providing 3 quality haunts for the affordable price of $14.  The secret is now out!  Get to Harold’s Haunted Cornfield, The Gauntlet, and Toxic Trauma for a seasonal night of scares and thrills!  Come and see what people are screaming about!  You won't believe your eyes!

HAROLD'S HAUNTED CORNFIELD (including HATCHET CREEK):  Located on the verge of nowhere, the exploration begins across an old wooden bridge, and up into a mysterious looking shack that houses an "old hag" who unnervingly speaks through a voice synthesizer and directs us into the waiting cornfield.  Monsters charge out of hiding, sliding along the path, crawling across the ground, and following along from behind.  A haunted victorian home has been built right in the middle of the cornfield, and is occupied by an irate family, displeased that trespassers have entered their house.  Traditional decor, a brief dark maze, a hallway of body bags, and a bloody room of slaughtered animals soon escort you back outdoors, and over another bridge crossing into Hatchet Creek.  Entering a secluded structure unleashes some demonic characters previously confined to the abandoned building, then it's back into the corn for run-ins with several more monsters, and a chainsaw chase-out of Harold's Haunted Cornfield.  Beware!  A final surprise lurks on the horizon just when you think you've escaped!

Analysis:
LENGTH - 8, 15 minutes.
ACTORS - 8, All were trying to deliver the best possible scares.   Cornfield character sliding along the path is most memorable, along with butchered animal fiend who bit at us, and Hatchet Creek spook that followed along sniffing and snarling from behind.  Little dialogue throughout, other than "get out of my house" heard repeatedly throughout the victorian home.  Total Characters = 22.
SCARINESS - 8, The walk through the darkend corn is the primary scare. 
DESIGN - 7½, No loops or dead ends exist, it's just a straight walk through the cornfield that includes 3 separate structures, none of which are overly impressive.  Course should have a longer duration, especially since it's advertised this season as two separate haunts.  Final surprise is unexpected, and a nice touch.  Hatchet Creek can't be considered an attraction all to itself.
PROPS - 6½, Voice synthesizer is best.  Victorian home features fairly elaborate decor, with the final room leaving the most lasting impression.  Props are absent from the corn, which comprises the majority of the adventure.
VALUE - 9½, Purchase the combo ticket and enjoy all of the attractions at Scare Fair.  You won't be disappointed.
RATING: 7½,This is the attraction's lengthiest, yet weakest element.  However it offers a spooky walk through a monster infested cornfield, and is a nice compliment to The Gauntlet and Toxic Trauma.

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